Clean Colonoscopy Jokes

Sure, colonoscopies aren't exactly the most glamorous medical procedure, but that doesn't mean they can't be funny!

Here are a few clean colonoscopy jokes to tickle your funny bone:

Why did the trainee proctologist have to work his way up?
Because he wanted to be a top doc!

What do you call a colonoscopy that's too short?
A peek-and-poop!

What do you call a colonoscopy that's too long?
An all-day sucker!

What do you call a colonoscopy that's just right?
A clean sweep!

What do you call a colonoscopy that's a little bit painful?
A pain in the butt!